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touchebag 

A fantasy football owner who makes a horrible trade.
Killroy is a touchebag he traded Ryan Grant for a crappy WR and a crappy RB
touchebag by Kil Roy February 21, 2008

tempted to touch meetings

it's when you are in church and the priest is talking to everyone. then fen fen girl decided to sing tempted to touch while he is preaching.
when father fred was preaching at our weekly tempted to touch meetings, fen fen busted out with her own rendition of tempted to touch during his sermon.
tempted to touch meetings by lj March 25, 2005

TouchMeNot 

A very beautiful woman that you date who doesn't like to be touched.
You reach for your girlfriend and she runs, so you say, "Come here and give me a hug, TouchMeNot!"
TouchMeNot by Faded Character January 28, 2006

Woman's Touch

A Woman's Touch, or woman's way of saying, "I like you ;)," Is usually not familiar to a man and usually means that she wants sex. Usually your stepsister will do this to you signaling, "What are you doing stepbro? ;)."
Mark: Dude, my girlfriend gave me a woman's touch.

Josh: Thats not a girl btw...

touchdown 

Somebody who has a shit and pukes up at the same time
HAHA!! Look at him! he just had a touchdown!
touchdown by revolution December 7, 2004

Touchin' Cotton 

Touchin' Cotton is when one is using every muscle in their buttocks to hold in their poop--yet no matter how hard they try it keeps poking out of their butthole making contact with their boxers/white tighties/thong/granny panties etc. Touchin' Cotton is one of the causes of skid marks.

It's a highly uncomfortable feeling, which in turn causes abnormal behavior. When Touchin' Cotton people tend to speak faster in conversations, exceed speed limits by 15-30 MPH, sweat uncontrollably and fidget in their seats as a result of the forced tightening of their anus.

Nearly 100% of U.S. Americans will find themselves Touchin' Cotton during the course of their lives.

Touchin' Cotton usually occurs:
1) Around 1-3 hours after waking up
2) Before a stressful event
3) Right after a Mexican dinner
4) Right before bedtime

Generally, when one is TCin' it, they can make it to a restroom before disaster strikes. The excrement is painful, but not explosive. A Touchin Cotton poop is generally long, cylinder in shape, and brown. It takes an average number of wipes to clean up. Unlike explosive diarrhea, when one is TCin' it, they can control the poops exit for a good while; however, within an hour they MUST find a bathroom or skid marks will become the least of their worries.
"Hey dad, can you pull over at the next McDonalds, I've been Touchin' Cotton for the past 30 minutes."

"OMG Bekah, I need to leave class. I'm totally TCin' right now."

POLICE OFFICE: Sir, can you tell me why you were going 45 MPH in a 25 MPH residential neighborhood?
DRIVER: Sweating, Frantic Officer, I've been in traffic for the past 2 hours and I HAVE to get home and use the restroom. For God sakes, I've been Touchin' Cotton for the past hour.
Touchin' Cotton by Tim L. Allen February 17, 2008