Lord of Shit

Lord of Shit means someone reeks so bad, any and/or everything within a 10 mile radius rolls over and dies.

Guy1- what's wrong?
Guy2- (Pukes)
Guy2- Dude, Toby is the official lord of shit!
Toby- Hey guys, wassup?!
Guy1&2- (Fall on floor and die)

by CURBSTOMPER34 January 28, 2014

lord of rednecks

king of the south

Lord of rednecks is a paradox of king of the south

by Arcane Master March 17, 2015

Lord Ramen

Basically he’s god, and a leader of some cult.

Person1: I’m here to spread the word of Lord Ramen.
Person2: Wait you also worship Lord Ramen!?

by The Real Lord Ramen December 29, 2020

Lord Abid

The Supreme Lord of all humans on planet Earth. He was cast into space by the dictators of his home world due to his incredible powers. He created the human race as it is today, because before Abid, humans had very short lifespans and could only reproduce with the all-powerful Abeyds. When Abid crash-landed on Earth, he destroyed almost all of its existing life. This is why he vowed to guide the human race for all eternity.

We worship Lord Abid. Because if we don't, we might die...

by Encoh April 5, 2022

Lord of Chairs

Andrew Nelson

Almost no resistance, for I am Lord of Chairs

by SLB2 November 20, 2010

On Lord

When you behave in a serious fashion, yet not one person believes you.

Person 1: "This 𝘯𝘪𝘨𝘨𝘢 a real fuck 𝘯𝘪𝘨𝘨𝘢!"

Person 2: "On Lord!"

Person 3: "No way."

by LordSirKnight June 23, 2023

Lord

Lord is a Chicago slang for bro or homie

J Mack: Aye look at dis lil thot I fw..
Fatty: she de-….das a… nvm

J Mack: dis a wha?
Fatty: you slacking folks

J Mack: lord I’m finna smack tf out you g”

Fatty: yea ight.. but imma keep it 100 wit you that’s a whole man shorty
J Mack: oh what, put that on sum.

Fatty: on moo moo head
J Mack: ………. Igh, grab pole

Fatty: Roger that. * smiles

The end

by Sashasakks September 29, 2023