Ur dad double lesbian

The most powerful insult. If you use this against anyone they will be teleported into the 5th dimension.

O.J. Simpson: I did not kill her
Judge: yes
O.J. Simpson: ur dad double lesbian

Judge: fucking implodes

by Ur dad gay March 9, 2018

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staple in my dads newspaper

To mean a regular occurrence or thing that is familiar to you, your friends or your family. Something that is characteristic of the thing or occurrence in question.

"Oh I hate fog"

"Well where I'm from it's a staple in my dads newspaper"

"Getting roasted by your mates it's just a staple in my dads newspaper"

by Calchum October 13, 2017

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Ur Dad Left lmao

f imagine bro. he banging someone better than ur mum that is dead!!!! LMAOOOO F

Ur dad left lmao ur bad kid

by LeBabyAnt April 26, 2021

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Your dad sells Avon

A Scottish insult, "Your dad sells Avon" or "Yer da sells avon" is a killer insult known to end any argument you have. You know it's over when this is used.

Scottish Boy: "Aye fuck off that's just bullshit, it's what your family does.
Scottish Boy 2: "Shut up bro your dad sells avon"
Scottish Boy : Ended

by fatzoot12345 March 20, 2018

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