Queef Quarrel

When you have air inside of your pussy and bend downward and start queefing and can’t stop.

My boyfriend asked me to stick my ass in his face and my pussy had a queef quarrel right in front of his face.

by Messymind December 6, 2025

Splooge Queef

the formation of a splooge bubble resulting from the simultaneous act of splooging and queefing.

I shat on my girlfriend's chest after her splooge queefe bubble popped on my forehead.

by Big Daddy Dirty D January 26, 2011

mental queef

A small brain fart.

"Your idea smells like a mental queef."

"You forgot to turn your headlights on"
"sorry, mental queef!"

by You Know It's Funny June 6, 2011

squeezy queef

When you do a headstand and you land the wrong way where someone is sitting and accidentally squeeze out a fanny fart in their face.

Guy: "Noooo, she did NOT just squeezy queef me!?!?"

by rebelwithoutcause December 1, 2011

Dock Queef

When the water shoots out of the side of under the dock and makes a noise when you step on it and weigh one side down.

Katelyn: Woah did you hear that? What was that noise?

Sam: It was just a dock queef, don't worry about it.

by BeethovenBones June 8, 2013

steamy queef

A moist expulsion of air from the vagina, best seen on colder days.

"You can tell it is cold out when, your see a women and she has steam coming from her vagina region, you know she just let out a good steamy queef...."

by Pyramiddude87 March 18, 2014

Wine Queef

The end result of when you are done penetrating a female partner with a non-finished bottle of red wine. Usually it's a 'fart-like' sound emanating from the vagina, spraying wine all over the bed. Using a bottle of white wine would result in a 'Pinot Grigio Huffer'.

Jenny is the wine queef queen! She soaked my bed in red, and it looked like a murder scene!

by CinnamonFlamingo June 16, 2015