Puppy

Common basketball slang for the ball. Used mostly by me.

"Hey Jesus, pass the puppy over here dawg!"

by Robasanta January 14, 2008

Puppeteer

When a guy, or a girl going commando, zips up his/her pants and gets some of their pubic hair caught in the zipper. As one walks, the zippers pulls up and down on the pubic hair, much as a puppeteer manipulates a puppet.

"Dude, I was in such a rush, I totally got caught in a massive puppeteer."

"Dude, that puppeteer was so bad, it looked like I caught Buckwheat in my zipper."

by Richard Verga October 5, 2012

columbian puppies

columbian having reference to a country in south america, many ignorant idiots dont know about, all they know is drugs
puppies having reference to the search dogs are too dumb to find the drugs they are supposed to find
columbian puppes- hiding drugs in shady areas such as secret compartments, bathrooms, shoes, cars, back rooms that are sound proof, etc.

"would you like to buy a gram of columbian puppies?"
"get the columbian puppies from the secret compartment"
"want to go smoke a couple columbian puppies with me?"

by erik fucking norton April 24, 2009

Puppies

I lost the game, I acknowledge that you hate me, and I love you too.

Sandra: Puppies.
Brianna: OMG! I hate you! I lost the game!
Sandra: Hahahahaha.

by Alexa Maria February 16, 2009

puppy

v. to throw up, vomit, puke

That is so gross i might puppy.

by wacky jackie January 12, 2005

puppet dick

Puppet dick is an uncircumcised penis. The penis looks like it is covered up with a puppet. Sometimes referred to as Pinocchio dick.

Tamish: how was sex with the Greek boy last night?
Mary: we didn't bang, the moment I seen he had puppet dick, I ran for the hills. I don't need no U.T.I.

by marbear48044 November 10, 2014

puppycuck

When you spread peanut butter on your girls genitals then let your puppy lick it off.

While you jerk off in the corner and watch.

Bill got a new puppy for his girl I think he's a Puppycuck.

by jabel burns May 11, 2016