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next shit

Anything ill; completely out of nowhere.
He be sayin some next shit!

I gotta cop that, that's some next shit right there!
by The Bikeyorph November 18, 2004
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Wipeless shit

A crap that comes out so hard or huge that it requires no wiping.
"I wiped my ass after dropping a blue ribbion log and saw that I didn't even need to wipe. I just love a wipeless shit".
by nuttinbettr2do October 19, 2008
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shit elf

an imaginary elf that lives in your toilet. when you are constipated, he pulls the poop out of you by chanting mystical spells.
man i thought i would never go. thank you shit elf!
by Action Squirrel April 4, 2003
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Shit Rat

a term used by police officers when talking to other officers, that describes criminals that continue to re-commit crimes regardless of jail time served or programs taken.
"ya I heard he's a real shit rat"
by sparky the dog February 18, 2009
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shit for brains

It means that someone is extremely stupid that they don't have a functional brain, instead they have shit (meaning nothing) where their brain is supposed to be.
Person # 1: Where the hell is Ray?
Person # 2: I don't know, I don't think he's coming tonight.
Person # 1: He's such a fucking idiot, he's ruining it for me too, I swear he has shit for brains!"
by LILR1 August 19, 2008
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Crocodile Shit

A type of shit that when taken correctly while slide perfectly into the toilet water with no splash or sound, similar to a crocodile stealth-fully sliding into a river from the bank . For this to happen the turd in question must be long enough to reach the water from your ass.
Mary: "why are you so happy?"
John: "Just took a crocodile shit, no splash at all"
Alex: "Dude those are the best!"
*high fives John*
Alex: "I took one the other day that must have been over a foot-long!"
Mary: *dry heaves*

dump crap shit drop a log defecate
by Doctor.R November 17, 2010
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shit slinging

1. To insult someone savagely, to proverbially 'throw shit' at them.
2. A common curse.
3. The act of using a slingshot to propel shit at people.
1.
A: You're an asshole.
B: What? You're the asshole.
C: Hey, stop the shit slinging.

2. After walking onto a rake, hence causing it to rise in your face: shit slinging rake!

3. After slingshotting shit at someone:
A: Look, I got him.
B: Good shit slinging, Mr Jobs.
by Philip the person December 28, 2008
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