Emily Office'd

When someone at work spends over 15 minutes in the bathroom

Guy 1: Dude what the hell? Why did Todd spend 3 straight minutes in the bathroom
Guy 2: I don't know, but he definitely emily office'd that bathroom

by secretofthesnooze November 2, 2025

French Offical Ruling

And immediate and out of left field ruling by French judges in a competition to ensure that the French competitors win. These do not have to have appeared in any of the official rules to begin with, it's simply that the French judges need to find a reason to disqualify the winner who is not French.

In the international stuntman competition, the French Offical Ruling was that the Americans were disqualified for using stuntman dressed up as Nazis to take Falls instance and therefore the French decided to disqualify them because they used Nazis.

by White-Buffalo November 19, 2025

No Official Recognition of a ‘Hyena Crips’ Set in Detroit

Based on publicly available reporting, the group referred to as the “Hyena Crips” or “Scoregang Crips” in Detroit is not recognized by law‑enforcement as an established organized set, and no official records confirm a multi‑member structure. Publicly observed activity associated with the group largely consists of graffiti tags and documented markings, rather than evidence of an organized tag‑wars crew with recognized members or defined territory. As of all publicly accessible information, no law‑enforcement agency in Detroit or Oakland County has verified the existence of a formal “Hyena Crips” set.

There No Official Recognition of a ‘Hyena Crips’ Set in Detroit nobody knows what that is - Detroit native

by 313Detroitnativegolions! November 27, 2025

shalom officer

a phrase that indicates someone knows the receiver of this phrase is an undercover IDF agent

Person 1: "Nestlé, Palantir, and Chiquita did nothing wrong"
Person 2: "Shalom officer"

by manaphy_games December 23, 2025

Human Resource Officer

Someone by the name of xKSIxMELEE who can be contacted by fellow members of Force Brigade.

FHG Brainster should give this postion to such person.

Human Resource Officer begins with,"lets talk about your feelings".

by brainster August 2, 2009

documents storage officer

A made up job to offer to people on benefits, needs no qualifications. The person who is offered this job is obviously very dumb, and obviously all they can do is admin work

Jon: that dumbass mike got the job as documents storage officer

Felicity: yeah i heard my 3 year old went for it but apparently had too much experience

by charleyfarley August 25, 2010

anthrax post office

The New Jersey post office that handled anthrax-laced letters reopened Monday morning, nearly 3 1/2 years after the deadly mailings that further heightened the nation's fears in the weeks after the Sept. 11 terror attacks.

The post office was closed on Oct. 18, 2001, after NBC anchor Tom Brokaw, two U.S. senators and the offices of the New York Post received anthrax-laced letters that went through Hamilton.

source: USA Today

Do you know where the Anthrax post office is?

by levex October 21, 2010