goof off

1. To slack off or waste time with the implication that the time is better spent at something to hand (like one's job);

2. Semi-euphemism for "masturbate."

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-After school, Sam was downtown as usual, the typical small-town Drugstore Cowboy, goofing off.

-In the movie THE LAST PICTURE SHOW (1971), the coach's remark to the basketball team, "If y'all boys didn't jack off so much, you might amount to something," was replaced by "If y'all boys didn't goof off so much, you might amount to something," for the TV release.

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by al-in-chgo August 18, 2010

chav off

to inform a burberry boy to please leave the vicinity, as their 9ct gold chain is starting to offend ones eyes.

Chav : "OI OI DJ...get some basshunter on innit everyone will go mental to it..innit"

DJ : "Chav off!!!.... here's b-witched"

by tom best October 17, 2008

Jacking off

When a young man or old man (can be both) get hard or also known as horny, they're penis starts to rise up. If they don't have anyone at the moment to help them with their needs, then they go to a private place such as the shower or their bed or also local wal-mart and go in a up and down motion on their penis. Causing them to feel the pleasure of having sex with a girl, or also feel the burn. When they reached their maximum pleasure a tasty substances called cum squirts out, and that is when he or she knows they are done jacking off.

Last night i could hear my dad jacking off

Me and your dad jacked off to porn last night

by iknowuwithallmymight May 17, 2010

Had Off

British informal,
Verb,

1. To be conned/tricked/ripped off,

2. To have something stolen,
3. The act of sexual intercourse,
(also to "Have Off", present tense)

1. "This product is fake, I've been had off"
2. "I left my bike outside, and the guy had off with it"
3. "He's had it off with my wife, but I've been having it off with his"

by OneTimePad May 28, 2018

Rodded off

Referring to when someone leaves unexpectedly without notification, mostly intentionally.

Same connotations as: fucked off, gone off..etc

He's rodded off somewhere

by Sashibean October 29, 2010

Off the dawg

Off the chain, the chain is off the dawg (dog) therefore, the "dog"is on the loose. I.e. Can mean anything that is either Wild,
Out of control, low down, a no good act or good intention, unspeakably so- absurd or unprecedented in a clowning way.

"Look how much this shit costs!? They came off The dawg!.."

by FHATPAK November 21, 2019

munk off

To munk off is to masturbate or jack off. When munking off it is common practise to shout "MUNK OFF!" At the top of your lungs.

I was sitting in Graph Comm when my mate Logan shouted "Munk off!"

I realised then he was bating.

by Superbrucester December 4, 2013