goof off

1. To slack off or waste time with the implication that the time is better spent at something to hand (like one's job);

2. Semi-euphemism for "masturbate."

.

-After school, Sam was downtown as usual, the typical small-town Drugstore Cowboy, goofing off.

-In the movie THE LAST PICTURE SHOW (1971), the coach's remark to the basketball team, "If y'all boys didn't jack off so much, you might amount to something," was replaced by "If y'all boys didn't goof off so much, you might amount to something," for the TV release.

.

by al-in-chgo August 18, 2010

chav off

to inform a burberry boy to please leave the vicinity, as their 9ct gold chain is starting to offend ones eyes.

Chav : "OI OI DJ...get some basshunter on innit everyone will go mental to it..innit"

DJ : "Chav off!!!.... here's b-witched"

by tom best October 17, 2008

Jacking off

When a young man or old man (can be both) get hard or also known as horny, they're penis starts to rise up. If they don't have anyone at the moment to help them with their needs, then they go to a private place such as the shower or their bed or also local wal-mart and go in a up and down motion on their penis. Causing them to feel the pleasure of having sex with a girl, or also feel the burn. When they reached their maximum pleasure a tasty substances called cum squirts out, and that is when he or she knows they are done jacking off.

Last night i could hear my dad jacking off

Me and your dad jacked off to porn last night

by iknowuwithallmymight May 17, 2010

Jane-Off

The female version of jack off. To masturbate. Unassisted auto-erotic stimulation

Her boyfriend was out of town, so she got in the hot tub to Jane-off.

by TristanShout April 9, 2011

Faggin off

When you're girl (lady,broad,wife's,baby's mama) is in unfaithful or talkin your business to the street.

When I got locked up come to find out my broad was faggin off and got herself pregnant.

by 📛CoonAfish® December 14, 2017

Off the dawg

Off the chain, the chain is off the dawg (dog) therefore, the "dog"is on the loose. I.e. Can mean anything that is either Wild,
Out of control, low down, a no good act or good intention, unspeakably so- absurd or unprecedented in a clowning way.

"Look how much this shit costs!? They came off The dawg!.."

by FHATPAK November 21, 2019

troll off

New word created to describe a spat between two mongs on the internet who can't agree on who is mad and who is crying. This may result in a bombardment of irrelevant memes and screenshots that would cause the most paranoid conspiracy theorist to think you are reaching a bit.

This can be rather entertaining but eventually becomes quite cringeworthy when one accuses the other of reporting them and then continues with more screenshots.

We had an epic troll off last night

by Lecoq May 4, 2015