Nipple Standing

Standing face to face with another human, with your chest pressed against one another so that your nipples touch.

Also know as, nipple stand

Hey Jennifer, come stand with your chest against mine. "okay, what's the point of this" it's called nipple standing, there is no point but your boobs are really soft.

by OG Lone Wolf November 7, 2013

mr. crumb nipples

a guy with little nipples that look like crumbs.

mr. crumb nipples your titties are smaller than this crumb of bread.

by helloguy1 November 27, 2020

lick the nipple

Taking an example to an extreme. Milking it.

Let's lick the nipple and figure out the worst possible situation.

by SatoriPlus August 28, 2017

Half a nipple

Specifically a unit of measurement for Bailey's cream liqueur. Half a nipple being 25ML.

"Barkeep! Half a nipple of Bailey's!"

by TheBiggestBen November 19, 2017

Nipple Nobs

Plastic protectors with suction used to protect the nipple. Comes in all sizes for any gender.

Boy: What are those on your breasts?
Girl: Oh these, these are Nipple Nobs
Boy: Where did you get them?
Girl: I got mine from the old guy behind the elementary school.
Girl: Oh, and don't forget to keep your nipples safe!

by Swagger Noodle Soup November 16, 2013

Drippy Nipples

Homer

HOMER SHUT UP WITH YOUR DRIPPY NIPPLES

by DADDYDRIPZ November 4, 2019

Clark's Nipple

A proposed mixed drink of tequila and Dayquil. For when you have the flu, but it's also Cinco De Mayo.

I just drank a red solo cup of Clark's Nipple, so flrkkt gzzrts spklrushushush...

by Waffleoctopus May 2, 2019