mountaineer

a person of the homosexual persuasion, similar to brokeback mountaineer

He finally became a mountaineer and scaled Mount Tommy.

by The Beech April 15, 2006

Mountaiqueer

Students that attend WVU and sit around all day drinking and fucking each other in the ass. Too stupid to get into a real school.

Oh not too much, going to hang out up at WVU with the Mountaiqueer fans today.

by wvuisforfaggots October 4, 2010

Mountan Dew code red

spin-off of the highly successful, highly caffinated Mountian Dew. tastes like menstration in a can.

*pops a top*....*sips*..GHACK!!! oh my god what is this???? is it that time of the month again?

by llSmithll March 20, 2005

brokeback mountaineer

A person of the small suburban town Mahwah New Jersey, who thinks he is a cowboy and lives somewhere in the southern region of the United States. In reality, Mahwah is 20 Miles away from New York City, and there is no need what so ever to be wearing any kind of boot in this town.

"Yo... why are those kids wearing boots and cowboy hats ?"

"Oh thats Trey, hes a brokeback mountaineer...fuckin fat faggot.."

by Anthony R April 27, 2007

the mountaineer

A colossal shit that rises above "sea level"

"the mountaineer"

A shit so big, when your finished it's piled high above the water level and looks like a mountain in the middle of a lake.

by el douche-o October 6, 2009

moving mountains

The method of rubbing ones penis in between a girls breasts while she squeezes them together.

Preferably done while lubed / in the shower all soaped up.

Me and my girl took a shower together and she let me preform moving mountains!

by horny love December 7, 2009

Blouse Mountains

A way to describe large breasts

Check out the blouse mountains on that slut

by Meekerella March 19, 2011