mom feet

This is that thing of when it's been cold, close-toed shoes weather and you're a mom who is very busy caring and providing for your children and you'be fully neglected to care for your feet and now they look like they belong to a monster. A momster. Momster feet.
No I can't wear sandals today, I still have mom feet.
by Embirdges February 28, 2016
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Stokes' Mom

by Neil February 21, 2004
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Tanakas-Mom

A middle-aged asian woman who has a very stereotypical japanese accent and can only say one of the following phrases:
1. Oooh so many peerole!
2. Prees shut da door agin sank you!
3. Oooh yesh. ^___^
4. Ooh herro! ^___^
by The Panzerknacker October 07, 2003
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dervals mom

a hot milf so hot
derval think shes hot too lol
dervals mom is such a milf
by josh choi February 21, 2005
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ur mom

1)The basis of thousands of bad jokes 2)The basis for millions of sweet comebacks
1)ur mom is so gay, she is a lesbian

2)ur mom is so gay, you masturbate to your mom masturbating about the thought of my mom being gay, while you suck her.
by ftrdrrtgh June 05, 2005
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your mom

what people say after almost every other word.

this example is recently being said like crazy where i come from.
" hey guys, wats up?"
" your moms up, *in the bedroom*"

or

" do u guys know how to do the homework?"
" your mom knows how to do the home work, * in the bedroom*"
by susie bebop April 01, 2007
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Tims Mom

Tim Georges Mom is f-ing goregeous. Milf and a half.
Tim's mom showed up to wrestling practice, and the whole team got boners.
by Pimpindemhoes April 19, 2005
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