bowling ball with legs

Some chick who is utterly to fat for the clothes she is wearing.

Clear a path... Clear a path... Move out of the fucking way for that BOWLING BALL WITH LEGS!

by sobriety sucks October 24, 2007

left leg dragging

heavy artillery that prevents a man from walking fast because of rested weight on the left leg.

Woman: Did you see that man walking down the street?

Woman's friend: Yes, and he was walking slowly.

Woman: He suffers from left leg dragging because he has a large dick!

Woman's friend: He is carrying serious weight!

by Princess L November 9, 2007

Three Legged Dog

A druggie's filthy car with bad paint, dents and running on the mini spare tire.

When I saw the Three Legged Dog parked at the construction site, I knew the Meth Heads where stealing copper again.

by Park Modder January 20, 2009

Mr Blount Legs

Huge short stubby legs that are hairless and shiney.

"nathan has Mr Blount Legs.

by Banananoozaaaaa April 23, 2006

Daddy Dong Legs

noun: a very large spider with penis legs.

adjective: this is said by small white children living in Wisconsion when something appears to be cool beyond all belief.

Donald exclaimed "whoa! this internet porn site is the Daddy Dong Legs!"

by Pinkeye_paranoia May 28, 2008

Tree trunk legs

A females legs that rub togather when they walk or sit or whatever. they arnt nessarly fat

man, i just got another hole in my pants from my tree trunk legs!

by heather17 February 1, 2007

Tree trunk legs

A female who on first glance doesn't look overweight but has some fatty legs.

Damn, look at that bitch over there, she has a pair of tree trunk legs.

by Jim December 12, 2004