Computer Jizz

Another, more vulgar, word for thermal paste, the paste that you put on your cpu when building a PC

Person 1: I bought same day delivery for my thermal paste but still haven't recieved it after 2 days

Person 2: I'm suing Amazon - Give Person 1 her computer jizz!

by Alou_Online June 15, 2022

Josua jizz

Sperm

Josua jizz is when you are a child and your mother has a baby you have to take the responsibility E.

by Josua August 10, 2024

Jizz tiz

Uncurable disease known to americans and romaniac's that can have an effect 3 generations, forwards or backwards. Know as the Jizz tiz.. don't get that on you it's unwashable

My Grandmother's mother's baby's uncle's cousin gave me the jizz tiz.

by THE REAL COOP February 17, 2025

Jizz

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JimmyJizz

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. February 2, 2021

Joaquin's Jizz Juicer

The Type of sex toy that reeks of centuries worth of crusted up cum rags, but still works after all that shit's been through

HOLY FUCK, HE GOT THE JOAQUIN'S JIZZ JUICER, GET ME ONE OF THOSE

by JozzJuicer November 24, 2022

Type Jizz

Means the same thing as “type shit,” just a way of saying it without cussing.

Jeffrey: Yo bro I finally got hired at this place I been wanting to work at.
Friend: Type jizz.

by sweatyanddisgusting January 4, 2024

Jizz Simp

A person who worships jizz; debatably slightly classier than a cum slut!

The woman wanted to lick cum off of her finger nails; she is such a jizz simp.

by BluntK1ng August 16, 2021