jizzing to gozongas

When a man starts jizzing uncontrollably, unintentionally, and not under his will, automatically at the sight of seeing beautiful gozongas.

Person 1: Whats wrong.

Person 2: Yo, I was jizzing to gozongas.

Person 1: What?
Person 2: I just started jizzing in my pants when I saw her gozongas.

by MST3K I like November 28, 2020

Jizz-O

When you and your buddy’s Jizz in a bowl and mix with gelatin to share for dessert.

Hey, we’re running out of Jizz-O! Are you guys free tonight?

Can you stop eating acidic foods? It throws off the taste of our Jizz-O!!

by AnneJohnson November 6, 2025

jizz jew

Jizz Jew: noun, : a man or woman who is a jizz Jocky but secretly wants to hoard cum through meat injection and for the purposes of ingestion or anally meat injected or vaginal meat injection. Jizz Jewism is treatable and treatment can be scheduled. “It is an illness and treatment is available for Jizz Jews.”

“It is an illness and treatment is available for Jizz Jews.”

by BeanTownBeanery December 25, 2021

Jizz Sizzler

When your woman has a high fever but still takes your load for the team. Her vagina becomes a jizz sizzler.

My girl was burning up last night, her puss was a real jizz sizzler.

by Shippy85 May 15, 2025

moronic jizz rag

Alternative spelling & synonym for Donald Trump’s hairpiece

Watching the 2020 debates, I thought to myself, “I’d never vote for some orange nazi bitch who wears that moronic jizz rag, what a fuckin’ clown.”

by Kâlidâsa May 28, 2023

Jizz lids

Seductive or sensual face or eyes, aka bedroom eyes

She’s so sexy, just look at those jizz lids

by Bobahotep September 6, 2019

Jizz Money

Someone who didn't earn their wealth, but obtained their wealth through a well timed money shot.

The Koch Brothers are Jizz Money. As a matter in fact two-thirds of the 1% are Jizz Money.

by Slick Lion January 20, 2016