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Line Counter

A line counter is a construction worker stuck in their old ways, unwilling to adopt adopt new products or technology to make lives easier or faster. They reject the notion that any improvements could be made to tools or processes used in construction and home improvements and prefer to things the traditional way out of stubbornness and technology aversion.
That plumber John is a real line counter, the dude is still using a hand powered drill and flip phone since 2005.

"if you don't know how to use insert traditional tool/process/technique here, you wouldn't be working on my job site" - Line Counter commenting on any social media post
by Jimmy Hardhat June 25, 2024
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Halfway Line Merchant

A Halfway Line Merchant is defined as someone who is a simp, a plonker and a person who doesn't know their ar** from their elbow.
A Halfway Line Merchant is defined as someone who is a simp, a plonker and a person who doesn't know their ar** from their elbow.

Halway Line Merchant: Yeah that girl Stacy is an absolute Halway Line Merchant I heard she fell into a bush after one whiteclaw
by TTFDLC April 3, 2021
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French Conga Line

When you have your dick in a butt and someone has their dick in your butt
Billy: dude yesterday some guy invited me to a french conga line
Tim: did you go
Billy: hell no i didnt go what do i look like, im french?
by justasexisttransphobe September 2, 2023
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Head-line

Noun.

A genetic adaption commonly developed by older adult males who are typically of African descent, this refers to a person whose hairline reveals more forehead than hair when facing forward which may or may not have to do with the early stages of balding.

(Note; that the said person's hairline most typically begins within the top center of the cranium when this happens)
- The man's head-line became quite formidable with age.

- Though my head-line is larger than most, I am very confident of my appeal towards the opposite sex.
by InfiniteBars March 8, 2020
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flat as a line

The flattest line you’ll ever meet. Really socially awkward but also not at all it’s really weird. Super nice and will stuck with you for 10 years. What she doesn’t have in butt, she makes up for in personality
“Have you seen flat as a line today?”
“Yeah she’s so flat”
“But her face makes up for it
by Hamitha December 6, 2020
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<.7.9.7.6.>Franklin De Yuca Tapped Me On THe Right Shoulder So I Thank Him Because All I Ever Wanted Was the Circle & Line Based Abrasion On My Left Knee & Not The Scratchpad Based Abrasion (Scratch And Sniff)<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Franklin De Yuca Tapped Me On THe Right Shoulder So I Thank Him Because All I Ever Wanted Was the Circle & Line Based Abrasion On My Left Knee & Not The Scratchpad Based Abrasion (Scratch And Sniff)<.7.9.7.6.>
by 456AtabavA343 June 5, 2025
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Hard lines

Bad luck, usually not due to ones own fault.
Footballer 1: *Pass gets intercepted*
Footballer 2: “That’s hard lines
by NotInferno045 January 21, 2022
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