go home 

when you hafta poop.

Dude i gotta go home.

go home by tTL productions March 16, 2009

Home Schooled

When someone can't deal with morons in public school, they leave and start to deal with morons in home school. Because, clearly, public schools are temples to Satan and child pornography and should be treated as such. The solution, of course, is to bring kids home in order to completely shut off the child from the outside world and all sources of intelligent questions, thereby deliberately deviating from the Bible's mandate to free will. Public school kids are chronically pretty damn stupid and moral wastelands, and homeschooled kids are chronically terrible spellers and close-minded religious fanatics.

In other news, this will be voted down by every person born without a humour gland.

I am the mutant spawn of being home schooled, Catholic, a bisexual male, and a radical anarchist. I have now coalesced into the little-known Eighth Seal of the Apocalypse.

Shit's gonna go DOWN, mofo.

Home Schooled by Achlysis December 29, 2010

home schooled

When someone gets his or her education generally from a parent. Stereotypically people who are home schooled are rednecks, and people who are insanely religious, or politically backwards, or anti-science, or they get to slack off all day and sleep until 12:00. While in some situations this is true, not everyone is like this. Some people are just too damn soft and ignorant to believe that people need to learn to ''socialize'' at a young age. It is true that socializing is important, however there are many more vital things that need to be learned at a young age. Not all students are taught directly by they're parents; sometimes private schools will record classes all through the year and ship videos and dvds to the home schooler. The parent is more of a supervisor.

I'm home schooled and I'm liberal and not a socially backwards redneck that believes God hates gays. Nor do I get free rides on anything. It is true that I don't have very good social skills but a part of that is because I hate people.

home schooled by Mary Popacap September 1, 2010

homeboy 

Said alot by MC Hammer. Quite possibly the only rapper who says this.

.....I told ju homeboy

homeboy by Mazoo November 4, 2004

E.T Phone Home 

Emergency Tampon - Phone Home! E.T Phone Home occurs when one is out on the town, skeezing it up in a bar, shopping for kicks and rags, or any other activity away from your mad stock of tampons at home. When one E.T Phone Home's they are calling home to ask a family member, pimp, or fellow drug dealer to hook you up with some tampons asap.

"Shit I need to E.T Phone Home!"
"Fuck I forgot it was that time of the month, can I use your phone to E.T Phone Home?"

E.T Phone Home by Sickoooooooooooooooooooooooooo November 19, 2009

The Homeboy 

A sexual position where a man corn rows his scrotum hair backwards to where the hangtime of the excess hair hangs in the front like a second penis. The hangtime is used to penetrate the anus of a woman while the man is having vaginal sex. As an added benefit, many men will weave beads into their hangtime for ultimate pleasure for the female sexual partner. This cannot be performed properly on a man.

Shaneka was getting bored and started talking to my brother, Donnell, so I had to introduce the Homeboy into her life to keep her screamin'.

The Homeboy by TheKewlKids August 13, 2010

Going Home 

The act of being in a lesbian relationship. Reference to the video game "Gone Home".

"Is Sam going home?"
"Yeah here and Lonnie are totally together"

Going Home by S+LGoneHome March 5, 2014