google-slap

To render someone shocked by images in

a search engine.

Teacher told us to put "the birth of Jesus" into the search engine & I got google-slapped before I got to the Jesus part - yuck!

by Morgiesut August 10, 2017

Google Bants

Engaging in banter through the medium of google.

type your mother into google, it comes up with her porn site! Google Bants! LOL LOL LOL

by grij October 4, 2010

So I've seen parts of your, just make sure you post it into google classroom ok?

The teacher talking to you nicely saying to you to do your god damn work now.

The word "So I've seen parts of your, just make sure you post it into google classroom ok?" is used whenever a teacher wants you to do your work right now so you at least get a C for your school report so you don't have to talk to your parents about it with them.

by anonymous August 18, 2024

Google

The browser you used to search this up.

I used google to search this.

by urmumgay.exe November 5, 2018

google-eyed

When a person standing face to face with you and one eye looking directly at you and the other is looking somewhere else. Also see “cock-eyed.”

“I don’t even know what to do when I see that google-eyed girl. I mean, do I focus on the eye that’s looking at me or the one that’s looking over there?”

by BrigittaSuzannaLouisa June 4, 2022

Google

That one website that actually is fun offline.

#T-Rex Run

'Google is fun'a

by handfit April 1, 2020

Google Tail

Like a pink sock but uncured and overused, that multiple people use at once.

-Dude my friend brandon has a pink sock

-yeah well my friend Tyler has a google tail

-Holy Shit!!!

by superduper69whore October 27, 2010