oh god

Somthing screamed during sex

the bad thing about being an athiest, is that you have no one to talk to during sex.
"OH GOD, OH GOD, OH GOD!!. DONT COME DONT COME DONT COME!"
"I'm done"

by Mr. Moto July 16, 2008

god botherer

Anyone who spreads the word of God, inflicting it on others, usually without their consent!

Oh sh*t! The god botherers are coming! (Said prior to Jehovah's Witnesses ringing your doorbell)

by Mike Bailey October 22, 2003

DJ God

When you put your itunes or ipod on random and let "God" choose the next song.

Boy: "What song do you want to hear next?"
Girl: "I don't know, let DJ God spin the next track"

Note: Originally coined by SkyeClothes.com

by DJCali April 1, 2010

God's Fridge

When the temperature outside drops enough that you can keep your precious beer cold without the use of a traditional fridge. If it's cold enough outside, its more effective than the old-fashioned fridge.

"Hey I'm going to the kitchen, y'all want another beer?"

"I didn't put the beer in that fridge, it's outside in God's Fridge."

or

"I brought a case o' beer while we watch the game, where do you want it?"

"Put it outside on the deck that's God's Fridge."

by Leafsblowgoats December 11, 2009

god fingers

you have god fingers when:
1. you can play the guitar or piano very well
2. you're very skilled at a computer game and types really fast
3. you finger a woman very pleasurably. you know the tricks, the pace, the motions

1. that bassist has god fingers!
2. look how fast his fingers tap that keyboard and click the mouse. i'm no match for him in denying and last hitting creeps he has god fingers
3. mikko has god fingers he made me cum last night

by mieke12 December 18, 2010

god's gunpowder

Cocaine, yayo, coke, nose candy.

As in, "I was up all night on god's gunpowder before I jumped onto Tinder at 3 am."

by TdDub October 17, 2015

God Church

A word from a mentally ill youtuber named jack paule. Basically he's retarded

jack: Hey girl what's u-
Perfectly normal non-retarded girlfriend: you're kinda retarded so i'm breaking up with you
jacK: WHAT.. well by the way my new merch is selling like a gOD ChURch

by jaCK Paule July 15, 2019