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Green God

The God of Marijuana.
Used mostly when you lose or drop some bud on the ground in an outdoor area.
Mat: Shit I think i dropped a little nug
Kody: oh dude dont worry just givin back to the green god.
by Janigga April 12, 2008
mugGet the Green Godmug.

oh god

the bad thing about being an athiest, is that you have no one to talk to during sex.
"OH GOD, OH GOD, OH GOD!!. DONT COME DONT COME DONT COME!"
"I'm done"
by Mr. Moto July 16, 2008
mugGet the oh godmug.

god botherer

Anyone who spreads the word of God, inflicting it on others, usually without their consent!
Oh sh*t! The god botherers are coming! (Said prior to Jehovah's Witnesses ringing your doorbell)
by Mike Bailey October 22, 2003
mugGet the god botherermug.

Horny God

Someone usually named Eric that’s unimaginably horny and tends to hit on minors
Jesus Christ that dude over there is probably a horny god
by is-this-legal March 11, 2020
mugGet the Horny Godmug.

God sucker

A person who devotes their entire life to their religion so badly that they don't appreciate anything outside of it. like someone following a different religion.
"Jake's Grandma is such a god sucker"
by Hamborgar December 5, 2019
mugGet the God suckermug.

God Church

A word from a mentally ill youtuber named jack paule. Basically he's retarded
jack: Hey girl what's u-
Perfectly normal non-retarded girlfriend: you're kinda retarded so i'm breaking up with you
jacK: WHAT.. well by the way my new merch is selling like a gOD ChURch
by jaCK Paule July 15, 2019
mugGet the God Churchmug.

shade god

A shade God is someone who is shady in person but crazy nice and flirty on text
Kim k is a shade God because she flirts with me on text but disses me in real life
by Anon 1 May 25, 2016
mugGet the shade godmug.

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