Carlos German

Coolest guy who ever lived in the world. So cool. Wowee. Hoolah. Hooray! He is a genius too. Completely not gay whatsoever.

I wish my dad was Carlos German! My mom wants a Carlos German for her birthday! But there is only one cool Carlos German! And he is in AISJ!

by Carlos German November 15, 2016

classic german

Minecraft xrayer (mostly German but not mandationary)

Mineman992: lmao this guy has a diamond rate of 200 diamonds an hour
Mineman69: haha classic German

by Qfs January 16, 2017

dutch german

Livingston inhabitant with a German appearance, but Dutch tongue. Dutch Germans tend to have long beards which hide subtle emotional leakage.

Oh my word! That Dutch German next door was looking at Crake!

by Will Dillan May 27, 2017

The German Tissue Box

The act of using a bratwurst/sausage to rip the hymen of a female, just like opening the film on a new tissue box

Person 1: Hey man did you snag Jessica's virginity last night?

Person 2: Nah bro I hit her with the German Tissue Box so I wouldn't get blood on my rod.

Person 1: right on!

by Kevin Sanchez February 6, 2018

Owen Germany

A guy who sits in his room playing xbox and screans at anyone who opens the door. He trys to get girls on xbox to give him a BJ but always gets dejected and reported. Whenever the wifi goes bad he runs around the house kicking and screaming at everything.

“ Dońt be like Owen Germany”

by Royaltheft851 May 10, 2018

Turkish-German University

A quite new university formed in Turkey.
Lessons are held dominanly in german, but the university offers studies in english aswell.
Most departments lack some lecturers, but the university itself still functions better than most of the other turkish universities.

is also full of dogs.

I study at Turkish-German University

by Khanon November 29, 2018

Night german

A phrase used by people online to "loophole" using the N-word in places the N-word is blocked or banned.
"NIGht GERman",

"NIG-GER".

1"i dont like night germans"
2"night germans?"
1" you know, NIGht GERmans"
2 "oh"

by i do stuff online December 13, 2018