human dump slide

The act of having anal inter course in an industrial sized dump truck.

After the trash man got off work we went for the human dump slide.

by TackleTreeTrunk April 29, 2015

Dump-n-jack

When you take a dump, then jack off in the bowl after you're done. Usually this is to save water and not flush twice, or to cover up for anyone in the house.
Can also be taking a dump right after you finish jacking off.

"I'm gonna go take a dunp-n-jack"
"Cool. See you in 30"

"I told my mom I was in the bathroom when I did my dump-n-jack"

by create1ders October 17, 2011

artisian dump truck

when you shit in your partners mouth, wait 30 minutes for them to digest it, lay flat on the floor, and have your partner shit it back out into your mouth and move back and forth on your face like a dump truck

broooo, i spent the entire night with jayden doing artisian dump trucks! i ran out of shit by the end of the night tho

by finlandkindacute May 19, 2023

Volcanic Cum Dump

When a womans ass gets completely filled with semen from a large group of men, then chugs a bottle og magnesium citrate causing her to expell all the semen like a volcanic explosion.

Dude! We turned a chick into a volcanic cum dump last night! A bunch of guys busted a nut in a chicks ass, then she chugged a bottle of that liquid stuff you drink before a colonoscopy, she violently shit out all that cum all over the place!

by XxxDarkKnighxxX June 3, 2023

Tallahassee Dump Truck

The act of five construction workers defecating in a prostitutes mouth who then has to walk to the nearest port-a-john to spit it out.

Let’s pick up a hooker and do a Tallahassee Dump Truck on our lunch break.

by Hank Martinez January 22, 2023

Hillbilly dump truck

When you dont shit for a week and you punch a girl in the face and knockout her teeth. Then shit on her.

Baby I would like to take you home and give you a hillbilly dump truck.

by 69sniffer November 8, 2020

Hump, dump and run

When a male wants to have sex but has no time for foreplay because he is pressed for time.

Guy: Want to head upstairs and have sex?
Girl: Sure! Wanna have a sexy shower together before we go?
Guy: I don't have that kind of time.
Girl: So you're looking more for a hump, dump and run kinda deal then?

by bunbossNbcups February 25, 2023