destructurbation

masturbating to the point of damaging the penis, either internally or externally.

"My girlfriend is going to be out of the country for a month."

"Sounds like a recipe for destructurbation."

destructurbation by The Heart Surgeon September 20, 2011

Desperate goggles 

When a person has been single too long and is in an establishment where there is no attractive persons, they become attracted to everyone, their judgement is clouded by desperation rather than alcohol.

Similar effects to beer goggles but worst when the desperation has gone on for too long.

Girl: Oh my gosh he is so hot!

Friends: Noooo, desperate goggles!

Desperate goggles by Onsmashhhh November 30, 2011

desocialize 

to deprive of socialization.

The man was desocialized and led an hermetic life.

desocialize by uttam maharjan July 31, 2012

Deserted Term 

A weird unatural word, phrase etc. that you searched on urubandictionary to make sure that you created to make sure it's not a posted word to "create". Say you came up with a word, and you want to upload it onto UD, so you search it to make sure that you are the only one with that word and definition, to be cool.

Dick: hey I came up with a new word.
Charlotte: what is it.
Dick: deserted term, it means from the above!
Charlotte: ok cool lets search it on UD and make it a word.

Deserted Term by BZP4LIFE October 6, 2013

desk banana 

A desk banana is a banana that you bring to an office job with the intention of eating, but instead leave on your desk until it overripens and is tossed. The banana becomes a symbol of your failure to follow through with better eating habits.

Person 1: "That banana has been on your desk all day. Aren't you going to eat it?"
Person 2: "Nah, it's just a desk banana. You want it? If not, I'm probably gunna toss it."

desk banana by ar42dent October 7, 2013

desana 

Content quiet and shy around unknown people but loud energetic and bubbly with friends and family. Don't let Desana fool you. Sometimes a pushover. BUT They are not the nicest or the meanest.

Desana Unusual pretty cute smart

desana by harmonyChick July 9, 2014

destrolished 

To take it so hard up the ass that you can't come to school the next day.

Bro, can you call in sick for me today at school? I got drunk at a party last night and a black dude named Tyrone DESTROLISHED me.

destrolished by xXxSw4gBoiiixXx April 14, 2015