Dan-Holtom

when you are not funny (sorry i have aids its black history month) dan proceeds to laugh. everyone else: quiet

i want to dy im not funny im having a Dan-holtom

by Sklid November 18, 2021

Bean boy Dan

A pseudo white kid that likes anime and playing video games. A nerd on the outside, but a taco eatin brownie on the inside trying to hide from ICE

Hey see that fuckin kid over there with the dbz shirt on? I bet he's a bbd. (Bean boy Dan)

by Fuckaloo3000 November 21, 2021

Dan

Dan is that one friend that everyone has that falls in love with the first woman that looks at him, so much so that he would ditch his life long friends for, even if she looks like his fat twin sister with shovel hands & is build like a tractor!

Don't worry single desperate mums their is a dan out there for all of you.

by Funkyfarts February 16, 2023

Dan-Whammying

1) A form of whammying on guitar hero known to get the most amount of points quickly by alternating between no whammy and fully whammy in the quickest amount of time.

2) A euphemism for tearful masterbation.

1) 'Dude, you got so many points, you must have been dan-whammying!'

2)

Person A: 'Dude, why the fuck are you crying and ejaculating on yourself?'
Person B: 'Oh, i've been Dan-Whammying.'

by MattDutton March 9, 2012

The Palm of Dan

The hand that you use to spank the ass of your dog when you're taking it from behind.

My dog tried to pull away last night so I used the Palm of Dan to keep him still until I finished.

by T-Rail April 2, 2007

Danning It

When the smallest things tell everybody around you that you are retarded

Dammit. Danny is Danning it again.

by SporkyBorky January 3, 2025