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crack wax 

One of the many exudates of the human body. It is the slimy, smelly, greasy stuff which lines the crack going from the anus and upward between the buttocks.
This crack wax has got to go. It is making my underwear stink.
crack wax by uh...clem December 10, 2022
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Crack Spider 

A male spider who thinks building webs is for “suckas” causing him to kill a female orb weaver to claim her web as his own.
Nice web Mr. Crack Spider
Crack Spider by Cactifreezus January 1, 2023

Crack Mantis 

Australian term originated from South East Queensland describes the underweight sticklike appearance of a drug affected person who is trying to walk to or from the nearest 24 hour shop.

The female version is more commonly seen and can be found in areas near Service Stations.

Easily identified by their typically weird walking style and very underweight frame, the crack mantis is not typically considered a safety threat but can become

agitated if their path of travel is impeded.

A Crack Mantis is rarely far from their home (nest) due to the effort required to coordinate a journey. 50m can be known to take over 30 minutes and path of travel is always different due to repetitive jerks, pauses or lunges. Males are not so common possibly due to the known mating habits of the female.
Hey mate check that crack mantis heading to the servo. I bet those overgrown rental units around the corner is the nest.

She might just get their before dark, still 30m to go.
Crack Mantis by Maroon Viking January 2, 2023

crack head city 

crack headed or hobo high aka crack head city
crack head city by kimmy_sands January 19, 2023

Crack Whore 

Something very similar in almost every way to a person closely related to you, namely your mother who is a dirty nigger loving crack whore who rides 4 inch salami weener on the daily so satisfy her urges for crack and disappointing sexual relations with nerdy white men. Your moms dirty lifestyle habits have worn off onto her disappointing failures that are legally children.
You gave me AIDs you dirty crack whore, but ill be back next week and I expect a discount.
Crack Whore by shaltor February 10, 2023

Crack Piper 

Being a Butt Wiser is the act of becoming a real wise-cracker and smart-ass through the act of smoking a glass crack pipe through your booty. You will then become known as both a pipe cracker and a crack piper, interchangeably.
"If you're begging for my root, I am afraid you'll rutabaga me booty. If you chew and swallow rutabagas, they will end up in your doodie. If you smoke a smart-ass crack pipe out of your booty, you'll be a butt wiser inside the crack piper of the mind's doodie."
Crack Piper by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 24, 2023