boner blurr

a condition that exists in humans and those suffering from it are so hard up for power that they can't see straight

Man why do you misrepresent hatefully? You got the boner blurr.

by sumolenobudy November 12, 2009

Guitar Boner

just like regular boners, but over guitar players. used so that if its about a male guitar player it isn't gay.

Person 1: Did you hear that guy shred?

Person 2: Yeah man, it gave me a guitar boner.

Person 1: Me too.

by RaistlinCaitir June 20, 2011

Profit Boner

A certain type of erection that is experienced when one makes a large profit on a transaction or trade. It is said that the pleasure and reward systems in the brain are heavily influenced by large sums of money. Increasingly higher frequencies of the profit boner inducing actions will result in a Profit Orgasm.

Crypto trader: "Dude, I just got 600% on that trade and made 500 Bitcoin! I have such a huge profit boner right now!"

by I Heart Profit Orgasms October 23, 2018

Crush Boner

That little feeling in your member when you're sitting next to the girl/boy you like. Often experienced in middle school when sexual desires aren't fully realized yet.

I was sitting next to Jack and I got a little crush boner.

by cpatpan July 23, 2016

Banana-Boner

When a male has such a large erection, (Particularly during sex), that his penis begins to curve upward to resemble the shape of a banana.

Last night was so great, that I got a banana-boner.

by SE123 April 3, 2014

Guy Boner

To get a boner from a thing considered homosexual, while not actually being a homosexual.

Jerry got a guy boner when he was tackled in football practice.

by Sombrero Siesta Fiesta August 6, 2011

Boner sensitive

The inability to touch or overly sensitive sensation a male gets in his dick after an ejaculation or eruption has occurred.

This chick tried playing with my dong after I emptied my bags on her chest but couldn't let her cuz my piece was still to boner sensitive.

While I was diggin this chick out last night I went for her nips but she pulled my hands off, they must have to been boner sensitive.

by T-B1rd October 25, 2014