Boatshoes Peterson

Something to call someone when they're being super gay.

Joey: Yo Chad, that guy is a real Boatshoes Peterson!
Chad: Yeah, look at him go!

by Kenny the Tiger July 10, 2018

boato

A total rim licker, brown nosing sycophant - Bend Over and Take One - Boato

That Sam he is such a Boato, always on his knees taking it right up his hole.

My god stop being a Boato, be a man and stand up for once.

by Mayfair Facts April 10, 2020

mud boating

The placement of one's face, specifically the mouth, between the ass-cheeks of another person, followed by a rapid shaking of the face in a side-to-side motion accompanied by yelling. The resulting sound that is created sounds similar to an outboard boat motor.

-I'm into some pretty weird stuff, but mud boating isn't one of them.

-Cane: I'm going to get intimate with your sister...
Josh: After you mud boat me mother fucker!!

-She so fine, I'd mud boat the shit outta that bitch!

by Get in the car Cane. March 31, 2010

U-boating

Similar to the act of motor-boating, except your face is in her ass.

Your mom and I were watching the History Channel last night and we got heated and I ended up U-boating her ass!
Brbbbbbrrrrbbbbbbbrr....

by Thought Monkey July 9, 2010

Pleasure Boatin

Pleasure boatin' is the act of sitting on one's boat; except, instead of physically traveling anywhere on the boat, the boat is free to float aimlessly around its present body of water. Although nicer boats are always preferred for this activity, pleasure boatin' can take place on anything from a raft or inner tube to a yacht. Pleasure boatin' is also strongly associated with the activities of day drinking (especially whiskey and beer) and is a popular hobby of Midwesterns living on the Great Lakes.

Visitor: "Why isn't that boat going anywhere? Those people have been sitting on it drinking ALL DAY."
Knowledgeable Midwesterner: "Oh, they're just Pleasure Boatin'."

by rainbowsrus April 24, 2011

Speed-Boating

When you motor boat two girls tits at the same time at high speed.

"Dude, I was totally Speed-Boating Jess and Steph at that party last night."

by PsychoFazza March 1, 2017

Mississippi River Boating

When your masturbating and taking a shit at the same time.

I think Todd is in the bathroom Mississippi River Boating again.

by USMC110869 February 24, 2010