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S.A.Ts - sweet-ass-tits.

like if a girl has sweet ass tits, you can say she scored high on her s.a.t test.

Or if a girl has had a boob job, you can say she cheated on her S.A.Ts
You can say things like:
"her S.A.T report came in, she passed"
"I bet she cheated on her S.A.T test."
"She scored low on her S.A.T test"
"I wanna get a closer look at her S.A.T report."
The best part of it all you can say it right infont of a girl and they will have no idea what your talking about!
Wow that girl scored high on her S.A.T's
S.A.T's by Zamorackk Jenkins July 24, 2011
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one time at band camp 

One of the funniest movie lines ever; people use it for everything now. Originally from the sex-crazed movie "American Pie," one of the best movies ever!
There was this one time at band camp, I had to kis a girl who played the trombone, so you can just imagine that...

Learned the clarinet at school 

Euphimism for "I give great blowjobs" or “I give a fantastic blowjob
Sarah: "Any special skills?"
John: "Learned the clarinet at school."

Learned the clarinet at school 

Colloquial term for "I give a fantastic blowjob"
"I'm John Watson, and I learned the clarinet at school. *wink*"

getting two birds stoned at once

Rickyism for "killing two birds with one stone".
"It's like getting two birds stoned at once."

s.y.s.a.t.j.g.m.o.10.1.2.3.g.i.g.y.p 

See you sexy and them jeans got me on 10 1 2 3 girl I got you pinned
It always wyd and never S.Y.S.A.T.J.G.M.O.10.1.2.3.G.I.G.Y.P

fucked up like a T-rex 

To be so out of your minde that your arms donot function and you just growl when you talk.
Look at him he fucked up like a T-Rex.