Arkansas Asshole 

An asshole from Arkansas. Said asshole will go to any lengths to defend the state including uttering delusional sentences such as “Arkansas is the best place in America”.

Dude1 : Arkansas is the natural state! The absolute best!!! Yesssssss!!!!
Dude2 : Geez, you Arkansas Asshole.

Arkansas Asshole by DraconianFyre November 14, 2020

Jackson Asshole 

When a man puts bleach up a woman’s ass and fucks her up it so his dick come out lighter

Dude Jeremy received the Jackson Asshole from Shiela

No Way! I heard his dick is like 10x paler now

Jackson Asshole by Dollar Tree Glasses June 14, 2021

fashizling my asshole 

to tell a person that you were joking or to ask if someone is joking

person 1: "I just smashed your vase" person 2: "dude. are you fashizling my asshole?"

Example 2: person one: "did you just smash my vase" person 2: "no i was just fashizling your asshole"

fashizling my asshole by assdunker November 26, 2010

go full-asshole 

turning to extreme tyranny because one is damaged, vulnerable and misunderstood

"Cause in the Thor movie he's sort of damaged, vulnerable and misunderstood and it's only on this one I get to kinda cut loose and go full-asshole" -- Tom Hiddleston on Loki Laufeyson

go full-asshole by missjerry November 9, 2012

shit me in the asshole 

when you're horny AF and ask someone to politely shit you in the asshole

Natalie dear could you please shit me in the asshole

shit me in the asshole by frank420blazeit September 22, 2016

The acrobatic asshole

The sexual act of jerking off while constantly bouncing on a trampoline.
This term can also refer to someone who watches clown porn.

Jim loves to be the acrobatic asshole sometimes.

The acrobatic asshole by thisniggaeatingbeans June 26, 2018

Mitchell’s Asshole 

A dare a very young man did in the name of RAMEZ MOSAD! He put his hands over his cheeks and spreaded away

“Dude did you see the picture of Mitchell’s Asshole?”

Mitchell’s Asshole by Marlbanda October 27, 2018