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Angry Dragon

This is a variation on the more well known Angry Dragon (get head, cum, choke her on your dick, then it comes out of her nose). All you have to do, is punch a girl in the face, thus giving her a bloody nose. While blood is spewing from her face, you punch her in the stomach, causing a rapid release of air from her mouth, spraying blood everywhere and resembling a dragon breathing fire. She will be very pissed off, thus the name the 'Angry Dragon." No head is necessary to perform this, although it makes it better, because you get your dick sucked as well.
Kelsey was pissing me off all night, so before I dropped her off, I have her the Angry Dragon.
by HandlessHoudiniFan March 31, 2009
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Angry Dragon Beaver

A redheaded bitch that can be a bitch, and always will be a bitch.
Did you see that fire breathing bitch? That was the Angry Dragon Beaver
by Uncle Teddy!! August 4, 2009
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angry taco salad

when you fuck a fat mexican women while shes covered in salad dressing
Tom: wheres celena
Jim: I gave her a angry taco salad, so shes cleaning up
Tom: oh ok
by kakaweewee November 9, 2009
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Angry and confused

The name given to a father who becomes so confused by the conversation in hand that he frowns and thus becomes angry.
Ahh dad you're getting angry and confused again!
by Penisscrote190 July 19, 2009
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angry mayonnaise

When a black guy tries to act white
by Thisguyfr February 3, 2018
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angry train wreck

When someone places themselves upon a railroad track and then takes it in the ass, and as the train hits said person, they clench and take the ass fucker for a ride.
"Yo were doing an angry train wreck and John clenched and took my ass for a ride!"
by Jimblo February 16, 2008
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Angry Hairy Marten

1. A Hairy Marten is covering a hairy armed person in tape and when they are unable to move throw camel jizz in their face and pull the tape off really fast to make them even more Angry.
Martin - Last night I did a Angry Hairy Marten to Ben, you should have seen his face.
by Fooligan1951 November 2, 2011
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