Potato Mashing

When a potato, butter, and milk are inserted in the mouth or anus and then mashed with an erect penis.

Mark came over to do some potato mashing before dinner.

by Brown Toothbrush January 15, 2016

Stage Potato

When a musician in a band stands on stage playing an instrument and they’re planted to the spot, no movement

Dave was playing bass in a band and he stood there like a total fucking stage potato

by Marvin Vadgebanger August 22, 2017

Mashing the potato

Mashing the potato is when a girl vigorously thrusts a huge dildo inside of her vagina.

Damn girl, I'm so sore from mashing the potato last night!

by On-a-whole-other-level September 19, 2016

MaShInG PoTaToEs

Def1: when a girl decides to mash your potatoes, then add the butter and milk to make it taste good.
Def2: when ur mummy says dinner time and you run upstairs to smell potatoe in the air

Girlllll stap mashin my potatoes or ill skittle biscuit you! MaShInG PoTaToEs
Mom did you make mashed potatoes?

by iuahfirhahiuwh December 18, 2018

potato wedgie

The act of shoving a potato down someone’s trousers before giving them a wedgie to make it appear as though they have dedicated.

“I gave that kid a potato wedgie the other day and he actually shit himself!”

by Tmonrap July 19, 2019

Potato wedge

The potato wedge is the act of eating seven and a half chips then jumping into a tunnel slide and getting stuck.

Derives from the word wedge or wedging. Potato wedge or potato wedging is a rare, complicated manner . Often used as a joke or an insult

Jim: that person is so fat

Jonny: I know right... she probably does a potato wedge

by 8legs4eyes March 21, 2017

Boob potato

The sexual act in which the Male eats mashed potatoes off of a woman’s breasts. Seen in porn and often performed in real life.

“Damn Lucas, I just got boob potatoed and it felt amazing.”

by Yeetboi666guccigang69 August 9, 2018