on like donkey kong

meaning something is about to go down that you're pumped up for.

(you're about to play Halo 3 online)
"alright niggas, it's on like donkey kong!!!"

by Chancellor Howard November 4, 2007

Amish Donkey Plow

When you are fornicating from behind and you take the other members arms and pull them behind them. Then you proceed to walk them around the room.

Tara was pissed that Travis performed the Amish Donkey Plow on her.

by Evanieser1 January 18, 2009

donkey dick

slang for processed meat salami, strassburg etc

When you go to the delicatessan and want to order some sort of processed meat you can say " May i have 12 slices of donkey dick please"

My 3 year-old twins also say "Mummy can i pls have a donkey dick and cheese roll"

by Christine Ozzy Jack Ella October 7, 2006

Transvestite Donkey Witch

Sarah Jessica Parker

Guy 1: Who's that transvestite donkey witch?
Guy 2: That's Sarah Jessica Parker
Guy 1: *vomits*

by Mr. Can't Think of a Name March 27, 2010

donkey kong punch

Similar to the wordDonkey Punch/word, except during climax, instead of punching the girl as hard as you can, you slam a barrel over her head.

So I was hittin' this chick up right,
and she was all into the freaky stuff right,
so I was all like "Yo, baby, let's do the donkey punch!"
But she was like "Hey, let's do something freaky--the donkey kong punch!"
Yeah. It was nice.

by Cosmixmaster June 4, 2003

Swamp Donkey

A girl that could look like an half shark half man alligator.. But alas, tis a donkey knee deep in your sisters cocksucker.. Donkey=dick, Swamp=your sisters bad breath and looks..

Yo, maing.. That betty you gave the boots to last night was the a swamp donkey straight out of wild kingdom maing, I'm fucking telling you!

by StarJonessBooty February 23, 2009

Special Needs Donkey

A human being who is so inept that their intelligence is below that of not just a donkey, but a donkey with special needs.

Can be shortened to "SND".

"Did you hear that question Special Needs Donkey just asked me? How does he even dress himself in the morning?"

"My boss is such an SND; I can't believe he got me to help him dial the phone."

by mizzbigglesworth May 5, 2010