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something that will eternally ruin your life until you are dead.
when a child becomes a furry, adopt it out. like straight away
by y0lo156 November 20, 2022
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Test Child

The first child in a mother and father's relationship. They are the ones that have the roughest time usually, and are used as a little test run to become a better parent overall. They're usually the child that the parents go hardest on, and in worse parents, it'll stay that way.
Person 1: "We should have children!
Person 2: "Yes, definitely!"
Person 3: "Don't, you have no experience, you'll create a test child."
by InsomniaGameing August 8, 2023
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Man Child

1: have you seen Caden?
2: yeah he is such a man child
by chelsea3838388383 March 28, 2021
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Child Social Engineer (CSE)

A child social engineer is a hacker who manipulates the data streams of a child to manipulate his/her views, shape his/her world, and shape his/her experiences to suit his needs. Isn't necessarily a pedophile, but is obsessed with molding them into the person they want.
He was a Child Social Engineer (CSE) who believed he was doing what he thought was right.
by Nobody None June 4, 2022
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Childs

An objekt that you hit and use as a hitbag

A Child is an useless objekt of small ppl

We dont need Childs in this world

Happy life whitout Childs
"what a happy world it could be if childrends was gone"

Childs

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by You sad January 23, 2019
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National treat your child day

A day to Treat your child with gifts
Me: Mum, you know what day it is..
Mum: What is it?
Me: It’s National treat your child day!
Mum: Really? Okay, hop in the car!
Me: Yay!
by Matildalover June 14, 2022
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