Carry your sword

The capability of chaos and slaughter, but the pride to keep it inside you.

"Carry your sword, always. Dark days will come when you must unsheath it"

by Undeadpilgrim9456 February 12, 2023

Get your scout on

To perform a facial expression which is a hybrid of scowling and pouting, in order to generate sympathy for oneself, whilst also displaying disgust or distaste for a situation.

First created by Bao in the early 1990's, scouting became increasingly popularised after 2000, with many people adopting the expression to 'get your scout on' to be almost interchangeable with 'pity whore'.

1. "Oh man! I totally pwned Bao's ass at Starcraft the other day, he totally got his scout on!"

2. "Man my girlfriend was giving me such shit the other day."

"Dude, you should totally get your scout on."

3. "Check Bao out dude, he's totally scouting you."

"Well, he'll get no pity from me. Not with that sassy attitude."

by irish_leper January 26, 2006

Shut the hell your mouth

A less rude and more playful way to tell someone to shut up

Person A: Did you know that-
Person B: Dude shut the hell your mouth with your family feud ass questions

by That's not very paragon! March 13, 2024

Eat your meat

My sister told me she’s gonna eat my meat (she’s 6)

Sis:yo imma eat your meat
Uncle:*zip noises*

by What’s a pseudonym? February 05, 2019

turn on your filter

A phrase used to tell someone to think about what they say before saying it.

Dude, turn on your filter there are children here!

Keep your filter on when in the holocaust museum.

by Shaggytron April 04, 2018

Keep your dick out of your mailbox

Don't fuck your coworkers. Don't date your coworkers. And especially don't do any of that with your boss

Dave: "Dude I fucked my secretary last weekend" You: "Keep your dick out of your mailbox, Dave"

by jimmyjiggler July 11, 2024

shush your sound

meaning to hush or quiet people who can’t shut their trap

Okay boomer, shush your sound!

by lovelypeaches433 December 25, 2019