Shit

The Amazing Spider-Man 2

Man 1: Did you watch shit last night?
Man2 : Oh you mean TASM2? Yeah I did.

by 40404 December 29, 2021

No Shit Sherlock

Something that someone says when someone else tells that someone something they already new.

You need to take the cap off the water bottle before you can drink the water. ("Well no shit Sherlock").

by js_unknown15 December 29, 2021

Shit Slip (n.)

An urban solo-sex move in which the person semi intentionally slips on thin air, and then whilst travelling back in time to put the toilet seat up so they fall backwards.

Shit Slipping pres. tense, Shit Slipped past. tense, Shit Slippy adj.

"Yo, my bitch Shit Slipped on Discord for me the other day"
"Yo WTF? I saw a girl die from that shit, bitch had to get brain surgery from the time shit. Fuck a Shit Slip (n.)"

by FLOWERFLOWERFLOWER April 1, 2022

shit lever

Flush handle of a toilet. Usually one that has obvious signs of abuse.

Would you mind pushing the shit lever for me? That one is so discussing!

by Dr. Jr. April 1, 2022

Steeler Shit

A big shit

Where will you be and what will you be doing when a steeler shit strikes?

by Jacksoncage April 6, 2022

dumb-shit bullshit

The pointless explanations to why a lie should be believable. Extra lies that make what someone said sound even more stupid than the original lie itself.

He said he wasn’t there so i showed him the pictures. Then he gave me some dumb-shit bullshit about how some dude made a mask that looks like him to make me mad and i fell for that dudes dumb-shit bullshit .

by I’mBoomboombaby April 8, 2022

Dog Shit

Mobile data

i don't use that dog shit i use WiFi

by Fuck Mobile Data April 8, 2022