shit polliwoging

Walking around aimlessly looking for an adventure, while singing badly to Justen Timberlake's song Can't stop the feeling. Evidently finding nothing interesting and having to return to the boring little shit you came from and be miserable and depresso.. ;(

Last night Tim and I were so drunk we were shit polliwoging around the block at 3am in the morning.

by BonnerTonner6969 July 2, 2018

Needle Shits Old Fart

An old person between the age of 50 and 75 who doesn't realize what impact their grumpy mood has on the people around them.

For example the scene from A Million Ways to Die in The West, featuring the main characters father sitting in a rocking chair. The father is a Needle Shits Old Fart!

by Dill weed October 3, 2023

shit

noun
an annoying inconvenience

Rosie is such a shit

by fuckwittery October 8, 2018

shit handshake

To knowingly or unknowingly shake someone's hand directly after having a shit without washing ur hands, the other person might be too embarrassed to sniff their hands after the shit handshake.

I'm gonna give him/her a shit handshake.

by villos69 February 9, 2017

that goat just ate my shit

that goat just ate my shit, its not great the goat will never lose the disgusting breath

oh damn, that goat just ate my shit, oh god the breath.

by joe mamas hairy balls August 2, 2022

Shit-hole

North platte and most of it people.

This town North Platte is a shit-hole

by Ick licker December 13, 2022

boby shit

having the complete and utter ability to print but simply choosing not to.

I coulda made 1 billion last night but I was on some boby shit

by tolo69 November 23, 2023