egg up my bum

When you know you have a massive shit brewing and its going to be huge!

"I've gotta go to toilet I've an egg up my bum!"

by Arsebiscuits82 May 27, 2018

Up the runt

Used in conjunction with Uprunt. When someone or something won’t stop talking and you want them to shut the fu*k up.

Max wanted to root Emily and came over to sacs at 11:30 on a Friday night. Lachie was there witnessing the whole thing and told max to ‘Up the runt’

by Sparkylachie June 24, 2019

Mozambique Mix-Up

When you and your red wine drunk friends think Madagascar is Mozambique, creating an all encompassing term for similar snafus.

That was a classic Mozambique mix-up!

by Stephistar June 24, 2019

Macedonia wake up call

Waking some one up by grabbing their penis and ejaculating them.

I was sleeping until I got an awesome Macedonia wake up call.

by Orange_crush June 26, 2019

centaur up

The act of two people, working together as one, to achieve something great!

Bro, I can't make this movie by myself. We need to centaur up!

by Nacholiferaft June 27, 2019

bow up on ya like a pit bull

A masculine women trying to fuck you with a strap on

Be careful fucking up around here or the lady cop will come if she thinks your cute tho she’ll rip them pants off and bow up on ya like a pit bull

by Admclovin July 2, 2019

Bagging up

When someone’s eyes bag up with tears before they let them out

You wanted to talk sh*t but now look who’s bagging up !

by Everrclear July 3, 2019