fo shizzle my nizzo

An statement expressing agreement with another person.

"Wanna go to the store?"
"Fo shizzle my nizzo!"

by KayKay September 15, 2003

fo shizzle my nizzo

of course my friend

Did you get the new Mary J. Blige CD?
Fo shizzle my nizzo!!!

by Andrea September 18, 2003

fo shizzle my nizzo

for sure my nigger

-we should go get something to drink
-fo shizzle my nizzo

by MackBrack September 18, 2003

Camel my membership

When you hump the owner of a club or establishment to get a free membership

I was white as a ghost and didn't have any money, so I went in and was able to camel my membership. I flirted with him and we did it right on the tanning beds. That lay got me 6 months free.

by BertaB October 5, 2012

Toe my hence!

A proclamation of shock where one must call upon a power higher than him or herself for help in order to remain calm. Same meaning as the following: 1) Oh my God! 2) Good Lord! 3) Jesus Christ! 4) Dear Lord and Savior! 5) Holy Christ above! 6) Barbra Streisand in Yentl! 7) Jesus, Mary, and Joseph! 8) Mother of Holy God! 9) Christ Almighty! 10) Jesus Christ and the Argonauts!

Toe my hence! I thought Kate Hudson's career was over but she is actually really amazing in season 4 of 'Glee'.

by cmb428 November 29, 2012

Ohshi my goodness

Used to express complete surprise or disgust when something happens or is said!

Ohshi my goodness it stinks in here.

Ben wants to kiss you.
Ohshi my goodness he's fucking ugly!

Ohshi my goodness exams are today

by sissums December 7, 2012

my enemy's enemy is my friend

(a phrase taken out of The United States foreign policy):

a phrase meaning: as long as I have a common enemy with a given person and I will take the risk that this friend of mine might betray me later.

Jason: James my man, why the heck are you friends with Robert? He convince you and Alison to break up and the took Alison's virginity anyways.

James: Listen, my enemy's enemy is my friend. What I mean is, Alison and I were already having relationship issue before Robert became a regular at the bar where she then worked. Not only that but Robert and I had a common enemy, whose name is Carl, and we became friends before the whole affair with Alison simply Robert hates Carl because Carl stole his car. And I hate Carl because he borrowed money from me to pay rent on a stupid storage locker and never bothered paying me back.

Jason: so now the you and Robert want to gang up on Carl? and you don't care about Robert betraying you? wtf?

James: Don't know yet, but Robert and I became friends because we did have a common enemy, Carl. and I don't care about Robert's betrayal, because I took that risk when I became friends with him.

by Sexydimma December 12, 2012