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Dog shit

“I pop out dog shit these hoes thought I was broke” - BabyKia
by Xynkota December 28, 2023
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Shit-ton

two assloads
Steve had a shit-ton of dorritos last night
by nevynevynolegs November 1, 2017
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Stuy Shit

Someone high after using drugs, or someone you think is taking drugs.
I swear to God you're on some stuy shit right now.
by Ttraybowl January 1, 2021
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The shit

I'M THE SHIT!
by gizzmokids December 2, 2018
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Shit-water-dick

When your dick is so long that it falls into the water after you’ve taken a shit.
Did you hear that Tom claimed he’s big enough to have a Shit-water-dick”
by Sir big peni March 10, 2018
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Shit

by da bastard jon stark May 15, 2019
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shit stories

stupid lies, rumors, gossip and made up stories that wusses and bullies tell themselves (and sometimes to others) in order to feel macho, 'informed' and powerful when in fact they are nothing but juvenile ignoramuses who go through life using 'big name' labels for other (different) people who have no idea what those words even mean. Shit stories are so ridiculous that nobody with any sense would believe them but these churlish idiots tell these things to themselves because they know they are losers.
1. Tom always shoots his mouth off in the locker room badmouthing football teams and rock groups that he knows nothing about. He always goes around telling shit stories about himself and he loves to put everyone else down. Everybody else in school is either a 'faggot', a 'nerd' or if it's a girl she's a 'bitch'. He's just a juvenile imbecile that nobody likes.
2. Donnie Douchebag Trump always talks shit stories about how women just love him, America loves him and now he says he's the 'chosen one'. He knows he's a jerk and in reality he cozies up to dictators and he loves to get his ass spanked by a ho.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice August 31, 2019
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