zombieface

The face someone makes when they are about to sneeze.

Example 1:

Jane: I went out with John last night... He's cute but he kept making this zombieface. I think he has terrets.

Sue: Maybe he had to sneeze.

Jane: He should have noseturbated it out.

Example 2:

Bob: How did the interview go?

John: Horrible. I had to sneeze so bad I zombiefaced through half the interview. And to make matters worse, I sneezed so hard that I blew boogers all over the desk.

Bob: Should have noseturbated before you went in.

by Scooter118 March 11, 2009

zombie dome

The head region of a zombie. This is the zombie's weakest point. Without a head the zombie cannot function.

James: Yo I'm finnin to knock off some zombie dome!!

Karen: Aim for the head!

by cadoo September 20, 2010

Zombaby

The natural desire for babies to put everything in their mouths will occasionally result in them looking as though they are eating the head of their brother, or the cat. This gives the appearance of being a zombie, or zombaby.

Aww, look at all those cute little kids, oh no, wait, look at that, is that a cat's head in his mouth? Is he eating that cat's head? Ew, Zo, zom, zombaby!

One zombaby would be fine, but having two zombabies would harm the parents. "Nnnot enougghh heaaadddsss!"

by Epictrishax September 6, 2012

Zombie

A person who tries to eat your face off while making-out.

Dude, he was like a zombie. He tried to eat my face while we were making-out.

by Grossed out October 16, 2012

surf zombies

Surf zombies are those apparently undead standing motionless on a beach watching the waves break. They often are surfers, and can be recognized by the glassy stare.

I can't even see the break with that horde of surf zombies in the way!

by Harry Bastard November 6, 2009

Zombie Job

The act of performing fellatio on an individual who suffers from leprosy, and/or a severe case of herpes simplex during an outbreak (otherwise known as "Bloody Brain").

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by Jay Hoes Witness November 5, 2012

zombocom

Ass hole who types as loud as fucking possible, always breathes his ass-breath into the microphone on skype calls, plays unamplified electric guitar like an emo-fag who can't afford an acoustic, and randomly clears channels while fisting his own ass. ZOMBOCOM = epic fail.

If someone fucks up an epic win, it is definitely ZOMBOCOM's fault.

"FUCK YOU ZOMBOCOM!"

by l3[][]l3 February 26, 2008