Woman Up

With Ovaries, Mastering Accentuated Negativity Under Pressure🤲)

P1: Hey, why are you acting all emotional and sad

P2: I got my employee review. My evaluation says I got an attitude problem, which cost me my annual raise

P1: But they gave you feedback about how to fix that right?

P2: yeah!

P1: Well, then WOMAN UP! As a woman, you MUST exude strength always! So With Ovaries, Master this accentuated (highlighted) negative you received under pressure! They just told you how to get your money up! So go get your money up!

P2: True! Thanks for flipping that around; instead of pouting, I'm planning!

by Liqr1 August 14, 2021

Woman

They are like refrigerators they get a lot of meat put in them

I like my woman

by Your every day guy March 28, 2023

Woman-splaining

A woman who is explaining something.

Jessica was woman-splaining very hard.

by Knosemore October 3, 2022

Woman

Something that only the greatest men deserve.

Person one colon * Beats up other guy*
Person to: you don’t deserve a woman

by Purpstar615 February 12, 2023

woman

something you've never felt

guy 1: I like my woman like i like my microwave
guy 2: how?
guy 1: hot and in the kitchen

by penis_man69 August 21, 2022

Woman

You know, I’ll never understand the other half.

Person 1: “Hey, who’s that woman over there?”
Person 2: “Yeah, that’s Katie. I don’t understand her, she is so cryptic.”
Person 1: “I guess we’ll never understand women.”

by YellowBinLorry May 24, 2023

Woman

Someone who is an expert at womaning

person 1: wow kylie was womaning rly hard last night
person 2: yeah i think shes a woman

by half formed tumor October 29, 2023