Pussy shart

"Pussy Shart" is defined as a shart that comes out the pussy....no shit. A pussy shart usually occurs after a long hard night of "space docking". It is a well known fact that a "pussy fart" and a "shart" are among some of the most hilarious events ever to happen to anyone. Now imagine these two magical events combined.

Stig: Yo sookrims ever tried space-docking?

Sookrims: Ehh no...why?

Stig: Coz i did.

Sookrims: Haha any good

Stig: Yeh......

Sookrims: but.

Stig: She totally pussy sharted on my dick

Sookrims: Lol

by Sookrims May 11, 2009

rim shart

A type of shart. (When one tries to fart and also shits.) This one only hits the rim on the anus. You can recover by walking gingerly to the bathroom and cleaning your dirty bung before it hits the cotton.

Dude, I sharted at her crib but it was only a rim shart! Whew!

by DJ SK1 "Spankamus Khan" March 21, 2010

jello shart

Farting with excess poo drippage going onto your undergarments while taking a jello shot.

Sammy: "I can't believe the Sun Devils won today, let's party bros!"

Alli: "Hey guys, I brought us jello shots! One, two three, CHEERS!"

Carla: "OMG, poo! I hope these don't make me jello shart!"

Alli: "My pants are brown...."

by Sac Shittles February 5, 2010

smarton

See smart on.

I sat with my woman discussing life's imponderables and ended up with hardcore smarton.

by joelmw October 25, 2010

smarthpone

The termination of employment of a marketing copy editor, particularly in the telecommunications industry.

I haven't seen Hieronymus around the office this week. He's probably been smarthponed, just like that other idiot last month.

by JdSilentio September 24, 2011

Smartsmanship

The ability to participate in school and achieve good grades without cheating or being deceitful.

I copied Mark's homework last night. I know it isn't good smartsmanship but I was really tired.

Sara has awful smartsmanship. I caught her looking at my test.

by Cheater101017 September 26, 2012

Smarterass

an individual who cleverly uses sarcasm with his superior intellect as a means of answering your stupid question

Johnathan is such a smartass, he has taken it to a new level, he is a smarterass.

by John the Smarterass April 11, 2012