seizure salad 

The effects of getting really stoned and tripping out hard. Usually followed by making lots of food and watching ridiculous television.

Brad and I got so seizure salad last night and watched Intervention.

seizure salad by jakester17 March 2, 2008

greek salad 

a hairy butthole

Look at the hair on that girls arms, I bet she has a greek salad.

greek salad by jdcopmgt June 13, 2010

mexican salad

When you discover some grumpy lettuce and yak all over it.

When that girl spread her legs, I gave her a mexican salad all over her shit.

mexican salad by dyer October 15, 2006

Egg Salad 

This occurs when two men have sex in the missionary position and subsequently one man's balls rest on the other's shaft, splitting the sac, one nut on each side.

Frenchman: "Dude let's you and me both go into the bathroom right now and make an Egg Salad"

2nd Frenchman: "Oui. hooooooooooooooooooo!"

Egg Salad by Erick Caceres September 18, 2008

Dick Salad

A Salad of some sort, being one which either actually contians small, bite sized portions of the male reproductive organ, or penis, or a anamorphic blob of complete nothingness, slightly resembling Male genitalia. Or just a salad that taste really bad. Or Smells of wang. Thank You.

" Holy shit! This fucking shit is complete Dick Salad!" OR " You are coming to dinner with us tonite Rupert and you WILL eat my Dick Salad or Else!" OR " OMG! Theres male genitalia in my ceaser salad!"

Dick Salad by Screaming In Silence March 15, 2005

toss my salad 

To throw a pre-packaged dish of assorted vegetables (ie. lettuce, tomato, celery & mayonnaise) upon a surface in a sudden motion of the arm.

I tossed my salad back onto the table, deciding I wasn't hungry anymore.

toss my salad by oompaloompa June 14, 2003

toss salad 

to eat someone's ass with jelly or syrup...and like it

"toss my salad bitch"

toss salad by bryan newman December 8, 2003