shit stoppers

To a portly chap, averse to loose garmentry, one could say: "Sideways on, you look like a fucking question mark, in those shit stoppers."
by Mr P. August 20, 2006
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swamp shit

The residual shit found on toilet paper while wiping after sweating profusely from the anal canal. Usually occurs long after a shit has taken place, and is the result of swamp ass.

See swamp ass.
"I was not surprised to find swamp shit on the paper when I wiped my ass after a long day tending to my garden."
by LosrDogg July 22, 2009
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angel shit

A shit with exactly the correct consistency, to allow the user to administer only one wipe before concluding his/her session.
I was fortunate it was an angel shit, because the time I saved enabled me to see the United goal on TV.
by PonnoUK June 03, 2007
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Shit Family

A family that does one or more of the following:

constantly scares you, surprises you in a bad way, depresses you, angers you, beats you, and overall, does nothing to make you happy and/or please you.
Dude, Andy has such a shit family. They pretty much beat his ass every night and his mom is a whore and his sisters are too. I feel really bad for him.
by the_polar_express May 27, 2009
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un-shit

Yo... is Lita still mad at you?

Nope Bro... thanks God I managed to un-shit our situation.
by rperazag May 15, 2010
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giggle shit

When you laugh so hard, you shit yourself. Giggle Shits (plural): When people around you discover that you've shit yourself from laughing too hard and they, in turn, shit themselves from laughing too hard at you having shit yourself.
"Quit making me laugh or I'll giggle shit myself!"
by Ted January 14, 2004
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