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Fuckin Blowjob Nostril Sandwich 

Funny to use as an Interjection. Combination of a Blowjob a Nostril and a Sandwich
Joe: *stubs toe*
Bill: Are you ok?
Joe: Fuckin Blowjob Nostril Sandwich

bacon egg and cheese sandwich

An adjective describing a hot and georgeous female!
Ricky:
Hey Jessie!

Jessie:
What Ricky?

Ricky:
Man I saw this bad as brazilian girl

at the mall yesterday!

Jessie:
Oh yeah she was looking that good?

Ricky:
Oh yeah she was looking like a bacon egg and cheese sandwich

Meet at the Y for a Fish Sandwich 

When two girls are interested in each other and want to touch boxes scissor kick style, but want to be discrete about it. AKA calling it Meeting at the Y for a fish sandwich.
Girl #1: Man you smell so good I bet you could really go for a fish sandwich right about now.

Girl #2: Let's meet at the Y for a fish sandwich.

Girl #1: Agreed I have been craving fish all day and you smell delicious too.

Girl #2: Agreed.

Sex Sandwich 

When a guy or girl is so attractive that saying ‘hot’ or ‘sexy’ just doesnt cut it.
Damn, have you seen Chris Pratt? What a sex sandwich.
Sex Sandwich by Kurrazim June 27, 2018

hot tongue sandwich

While having your salad tossed, you squeeze your ass cheeks together and rip a fart on the unsuspecting victim's tongue.
Mary was never the same after experiencing a hot tongue sandwich.
hot tongue sandwich by nyr_rob September 24, 2007

Haha sandwich 

When you are messenging someone (ie: facebook chat, AIM, MSN messenger, and a plethora of others) and you type Haha, followed by a quick reply, hastily followed by Haha again. May be a result of something actually funny, extreme fatigue, boredom, or thinking the other person is a fucking idiot and they need to stop talking to you right now because they are annoying as shit and all I am going to reply from now on is Haha until they realize I fucking hate them and stop talking to me.
Laura: what color am I thinking of right now?

Alex: purple?

Laura: NOPE! red. guess we are not telepathic...

Alex: Haha.

Alex: You are so lame for making that joke.

Alex: Haha.

Laura: Thats like a Haha sandwich!
Haha sandwich by The One, A Rich! September 20, 2009