rowan

all men named rowan do is mcdonald's charge they phone, twerk, be bisexual, eat hot chip & lie

girl : hey rowan can you stop being racist
rowan : eat hot chip and grink

by uwu queen bish February 18, 2024

rowblox

Hm. Rowblox? Did you get scammed? I dunno bout you but like i'm sure you wanna play the child exploitation game known as Roblox.

kid: hey guys my mommy bought me rowblox
mature person: buddy you got scammed thats not roblox little stupido

by cremated fool from mars February 26, 2024

Rowed

When a person gives a handjob with there right and left hand to two separate people at the same time.

Catherine rowed me and Ricky good last night because we are so gooey!

by anonymous March 15, 2024

Rowan county wedding

Is where two immediate family members I,e mother son , brother sister make a life long commitment to incest

Aren’t them two brother and sister I guess they Rowan county wedding

by ChuckZilla78 March 17, 2024

Rowan county wedding reception

A private ceremony where participants usually cousins close relatives after a Rowan county wedding have sex with the bride to conceive a inbred child

Why wasn’t I invited to the wedding reception….. well it wasn’t a normal wedding reception it was a Rowan county wedding reception you have to be a close relative to be invited

by ChuckZilla78 March 17, 2024

Rowdy Rowan

Taking a Rowdy Rowan means to take the fattest, juiciest, dirtiest crap of your life. Your toilet will never be the same again.

"Yo man, my stomach is killing me, I think ima have to pull a Rowdy Rowan on your toilet." - Brandon
"Bro, I keep telling you, stop saying Rowdy Rowan when you gotta take a mean dump!" - Rowan

by BxCFanficEnjoyer March 20, 2024

Rowan Bisgrove

The most beautiful person ever. You are lucky if she is in your life. She lights up the world. Never let go of her.

Leo: omg Rowan Bisgrove is such a hotty

by DefinitelyNotLeogk March 31, 2024