simp in pimp’s clothing

(idm) a simp who tries to act like, or thinks that he pimpin, but actually he ain’t

Brian: Yo, he thinks he gon hit that but he ain’t neva gettin any
Steve: That’s a simp in pimp’s clothing

by professorpimpin March 5, 2022

PIMP COOCHIE HO

A prostitute, street walker, crack whore, etc. that belongs to a pimp.

Bradley slapped out his pimp coochie ho after she refused to hand over the money.

by RicDaSpic April 12, 2005

pimp my dick

To get and the best and most defined penis size enlargement and look you can possibly get.

Me: Doctor I want to pimp my dick.
Dr. Rosenberg: Mazel Tov. Let's start the process.

by superbipolar420 September 3, 2016

Pimp Up Pi

Make the number π look sexier by expressing it equivalently or approximately in an expression of numbers or/and constants—for example, π = 1 – 1/3 + 1/5 – 1/7 + 1/9 – 1/11 + ⋯, π ≈ √2 + √3, π⁴ + π⁵ ≈ e⁶, and π rad = 180°.

To get others’ attention to its numerical beauty, mathematicians never fail to pimp up pi.

by MathPlus October 14, 2021

chin pimp

man who pimps women with chin acne

hi, im raj..chin pimp by profession.
a chin pimp? asked the women
yes, a chin pimp...i host pimp my chin on chin tv

by george August 6, 2004

Shoe Pimp

Someone (usually a girl) who whores out their shoes. They have let so many people use their shoes that they aren't even sure how many they have been with. Usually not whored out for money, but traded for favors or other articles of clothing.

"I asked Monica if I could borrow her pair of purple heels but she was such a shoe pimp about it and I have to wash her car tomorrow"

"Kristyn was being a shoe pimp today, now I have her flats but she took my favorite sweater.

by LessOffensive October 9, 2009

ORIGINAL PIMP

Jacqueline Perez is the Original Pimp unlike you other "pimps"

"Jacqueline is the Original Pimp."

by original.pimp1028484 October 5, 2016