Smoothie Hands

When you experience carpal spasms, often caused by use of illicit drugs or blended banana/fruit smoothie cocktails.

Briannes smoothie hands made her look retarded and hindered her ability to drive herself safely to the hospital.

by Swampass6969 May 30, 2021

hand derps

When your partner is giving you a handjob but stops because there hand cramped and there to time to finish. Hi

I told her, I guess your hand derps.... I’ll finish myself off .

by Themaxx64 January 21, 2018

chilli hand

Chilli powder on your hand and have a wank!!! Feel the pain! Feel the burn!

Had a cheeky chilli hand last night. I'm very sore down there today

by Chilli Hand April 15, 2015

No hand thunderclap

When a girl with a big ole booty makes it clap so loud with no hands, that it impressed you.

That last stripper did a no hand thunderclap so loud I threw her 5 singles instead of 1.

by BiggadyB June 25, 2017

hamster hands

pale, delicate, and soft hands. untrimmed fingernails which indicate lack sexual activity with another person. Predominately found among late teenage to early adult males. Affinity for video games and disinterest in physical activities such as sports.

I went on a date and his hands looked more delicate than mine, i had to run because he had hamster hands.

by meowmeowwinkleface January 24, 2023

Hand thing

A funny movement with your hand which can be do with a mannequin or a friend.

I love to do the hand thing with my friends when we are bored!

by bluejeanzz February 1, 2022

no hand dance

Its when you can use your mouth on the opposite sex private parts without using any assistance from your hand.

When you suck sick with no hands . you just did the no hand dance

by Crazycouple144 March 9, 2018