penis diaper

Me: Hey babe, do you want me to pick up some penis diapers?

Her: What the fuck is that?

Me: You know... Condoms.
by Rafael8 January 17, 2018
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penta-penis

Multiracial dicks arranged in a pentagram.
"I have to pray to my penta-penis."
"your WHAT"
by regionalatleast November 02, 2017
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Ex-Penis

A term used by people who have undergone surgery to switch from male to female to refer to their former penis.
Guy: I hope I don't get a boner during my presentation.
Girl: Yeah, my Ex-Penis used to do that all the time.
by Dog Ford\ June 16, 2021
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Penis in the Sack

It's an adjective for something that's bad. It could be easily subbed in a sentence for bad or shit, but it's a much cooler way of saying it.
Andy: " Yo Josh, how did your exams go?
Josh: " They went really bad, not gonna lie"
Andy: " Shit bro, that's pretty penis in the sack"

Nic: "weather is a bit penis in the sack today"
by penile_eshay August 11, 2022
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baby penis

1. An uncannily small penis on a full grown male

Also see: baby dick; hagerman
Bob: That dude's dick is 3", hard.

Jonny: Yep, he has a baby penis
by Nathaniel Mayweather July 20, 2005
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Penis Teeth

Penis Teeth is a group of fellows whom have all gathered in a community to speak about penis teeth and togetherness.
Hey dude you should join Penis Teeth!
by Luciloot January 28, 2018
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limp penis

when you get an erection but your penis is bent like a boomerang.
Ahh Yes It seems you know you judo well . . . you sir . . . are your ready to receive . . my limp penis - Paul Charles Dozsa
by bambo15 October 06, 2017
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