mona lisa handshake

When you put your fist in her ass hole and your cock in her pussy then give yourself a hand job

I gave myself a Mona Lisa handshake last night, it was a beautiful disaster.

by Bryant Bille May 30, 2022

Mona Lisa

Something that most people get hard to when they see it.

Saw the Mona had a bonah!

pls have seggs with me Mona Lisa!

by big man 22211155 September 20, 2022

Mongolian Lima bean

The Mongolian Lima bean is magical sexual encounter where the man heads south on his female counterpart and performs traditional Mongolian throat singing which allows the sensational vibrations to “flick the bean” and help the woman reach her climax

Jazz keeps talking about how her man performed the Mongolian Lima Bean last night and she has been floating ever since.

by Koni Rinib November 27, 2022

Mona Lisa

The artful splatter left on the back of the toilet bowl from explosive diarrhea. Almost like a fecal Rorschach test.

Man, that girl from the party last night got the green apple splatters and left a wicked mona lisa in my toilet. It's very impressive, but i wont be calling her back.

by mr.self.destruct December 13, 2022

The Lisa Stansfield

A man hair cut with no hair product in.

Stuart came to work rocking the Lisa Stansfield

by Drillbit69 March 23, 2023

back ligma

Very bad back disease hurts and can't lean over otherwise you will die a bad death

I have back ligma

by Telescope April 5, 2023

Clapped Lisa

A lovely, sexy painting made by Demarcus Cousins The Third (JiDion). It took a million millenniums to forge in the caverns and ravines from the ancient mountaintops of Caucasus.

Person 1:"Yo bro, did you see the Clapped Lisa?"
Person 2:"Yeah man! It was so hot"

by BrolicBlackLover May 5, 2023